ig: Khaleesi_01

People are hardly ever what they present themselves to be.

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

merylstreepismymom:

I only like to sit in cars at night and listen to music and that’s it

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

auntiebell:

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

god dammit

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

funkies:

MY KWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funkies:

redzapato:

PLEASE THIS IS FRIENDSHIP WITH ME

omzs